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Best IT Jokes. Ever.

By - Source: Toms IT Pro

Internet blackouts. Hard drive failures. Wi-Fi configuration issues. Adobe Acrobat Reader Updates. These are just a few of the daily drudgeries that the average IT professional handles on a regular basis. The number of people who need help is seemingly endless, and even small mistakes can end up costing the company millions of dollars. Plus, being the on-call techie means that you’re the one getting the 4 a.m. phone call when the website mysteriously goes offline.

But there’s also the magic of understanding what goes on “behind the scenes.” There’s an entire world of protocols, standards, companies and equipment working tirelessly to connect and power our daily lives. And the IT workers who deal with the annoyances of dysfunction on a daily basis can enjoy silly industry-specific jokes that simply go over the head of today’s average computer user. How many of these jokes do you get?

Do you have a favorite IT joke that you don’t see here? We’d love to hear it! Share it in the comments, or through Twitter, Facebook or email.

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1. A TCP packet walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer."

The bartender replies, "You want a beer?"

The TCP packet replies, "Yes, I'd like a beer."

2. Q: What does networking seal say?

A: Arp! Arp! Arp!

3. A programmer's wife asks him to pick up some groceries on his way home from work. He asks what she needs, and she says to pick up a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen. When he returns home, his wife asks why he brought home 12 gallons of milk, and he responded that they did indeed have eggs.

4. Q: Can you list all of the public top level domains?

A: ICANN

5. Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, that's a hardware problem.

6. I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.

7. "Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Java."

8. I'd tell you a joke about UDP, but you probably wouldn't get it.

9. A password cracker walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Then a Beer. Then a BEER. beer. b33r. BeeR. Be3r. bEeR. bE3R. BeEr

10. There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

11. 
I would tell you a joke about the CIDR block, but you’re too classy for it.

12. Q: How did you like my HTTP 200 joke ?

A: It was Ok.

13. I ran out of new IPv4 jokes. I could tell you an IPv6 one but I'm afraid, you might not understand it.

14. An ARP request goes to McDonald’s and asks for a Big MAC.

15. I was dressed up as a UDP packet for the Halloween. I don’t think anyone got it, but I couldn’t tell.

16. Multicast jokes are awesome. But you'll get them only if you bother to listen.

17. A forged DNS packet walked into a bar and asks the bartender: “Need a root?” The next day, no one can find the bar…

18. The worst thing about a broadcast joke is that you have to tell it to everyone in order to find the one person who gets it.

19. Five routers walk into a bar. One of the routers goes up to the bartender and asks for four jack and cokes, and one seltzer with lime. A drunk patron overheads, laughs, and asks the router, “Who’s the seltzer for?” “I’m the designated router,” he replies.

20. The best thing about IPv4 jokes is that you can tell them 254 times before they’re exhausted.

Want even more IT jokes? Check out this amusing Reddit thread.

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